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April 17, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! Night of the Howling Beast (1975). Werewolves! Yetis! Vampires! Spanish dudes! Genre overload...organs shutting down...errfff

April 12, 2014: New review from Nate today! The Rig (1994). Handsome Iranian guys blow stuff up becasue that's what all the cool kids are doing.

March 20, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! Eegah (1962). Classic schlock from bygone days, surprisingly full of weird sexual issues and psychological problems.

February 12, 2014: New review from Nate today! Black Shark (1992). Since we all be hatin' on the Rooskies lately, let's do it right.

March 5, 2014: New review from Nate today! Titanic (1943). An early retelling of the Titanic mythos, with extra propaganda sauce.

February 12, 2014: New review from Nate today! Order Number 27 (1986). Norks battle the Evil Americans and win! And there was much rejoicing and summary executions.

February 3, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! Solar Crisis (1990). Is it a Mad Max rip-off? Is it a Star Trek rip-off? Both! And oh so much more.

January 6, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! Aztec Rex (2008). Happy New Year! Now watch this movie about Hernan Cortez fighting dinosaurs. You're welcome.

November 29, 2013: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! Project Moon Base (1953). Danger and love in space! Sounds exciting? Too bad it's not.

November 13, 2013: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! The Mole People (1956). Despite the sensationalist title, not really a movie about moles. Would have prefered more moles.

October 28, 2013: New review from Nate today! Orgy of the Dead (1965). Boobs! 'nuff said.

October 21, 2013: New review from Nate today! Winter of the Dead (2005). Once more into the cinematic fray with snowy Finland. Third time be charmed?

October 18, 2013: New joint review from Nate and Pam today! Gamera vs. Jiger (1970). Back to Japan for our favorite mutant turtle, and this time he fights a monster in the ruins! I know, shocker.

October 10, 2013: New review from Nate today! The Apocalypse Man (2012). Why, Finland, why do you want to hurt me so?





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