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Johnny gathers up about 15 to 20 brothahs and sistahs, all armed with a variety of weapons including revolvers, pump shotguns and a small number of M-14 carbines (unknown where they got all this firepower, unless they raided police stocks). They are going into the streets and start a riot. The actual plan of attack is not laid out, we just jump into the action. It seems that the white kids got scared and bailed on the black kids at the last minute, leaving them alone to face the cops. And maybe somebody tipped off the cops, because we hear that "five busloads" of cops are against them now.


Cops!
Things go from bad to worse as the black fighters are swarmed by the vastly more numerous cops and forced into a series of running gun battles in the cramped alleys and crumbling apartment blocks of the urban landscape. The cops are all wearing standard LAPD dark blue uniforms with white helmets, and are armed with tear gas grenades, .38 revolvers, pump shotguns and M-14s (all from the same prop supply as the black fighters used).

During the fighting, Johnny takes a bullet wound to the stomach and his men know he needs some medical attention or he will die. Going to a hospital is out of the question at the moment, so they take the hospital to Johnny, so to speak. They run to the house of a local black doctor and force him at gunpoint to go back with them to where Johnny is hiding. The doctor is a good man, and not comfortable with all the guns and the shooting, but he does what he can for Johnny. Which is not much as he only has a hastily-packed medical kit and Johnny's wound is pretty bad. The doctor represents all the blacks who just go along with the system, tolerate the racism and just try and get by. We are made to feel hatred for his type, though it's hard to do so at times. The doctor gets shot dead in a bit, running back to get some more medicine.

Johnny's mom also shows up, and she and her son spend some time yelling at each other. Johnny is the defiant young man and she is the worried mother, and neither see eye to eye. Sadly, his mom takes a few bullets and dies in front of him at the end.


Johnny's mom berates him for not doing his chores before going out and inciting a race riot.

The final thirty minutes of the movie are pretty much a sustained firefight. Casualties on both sides are heavy. On one side, Johnny, his mom, both his girlfriends (Luann and the white girl), one sympathetic white kid, one innocent black doctor, and 17 young black men are shot down dead in the street by movie's end. On the other side, all that firepower in the hands of our "heroes" takes a toll on the police (who don't wear bullet proof vests, pre-Hollywood bank robbery days). 21 cops are killed and another 3 wounded before the final shots are fired.

The movie ends with everyone dead and the impression that all this bloodshed will change nothing. And that's probably right.

The End.


The absolute closest you get to nekkidness in this movie, sorry.


Bonus! Some statistics for you:

6: N-Words dropped.
9: F-Bombs dropped.
7: Times cops are called "Pigs".
20: Times you hear the word "man" used as slang in a sentence, as in "You got no style, man!".
4: Cigarettes smoked.
3: VW Beatles seen.
0: Naughty girly nipples seen
44: People killed in this movie.



Written in March 2007 by Nathan Decker and edited by Pam Burda.










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