Million Monkey Theater

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November 31, 2016: New review from Pam today!
The Space Children (1958)
There are few things more spooky than possessed children. Super creepy.

November 20, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Wild, Wild Planet (1965)
Last review before the holidays shut me down, just another episode of The Original Series of Star Trek.

November 8, 2016: New review from Nate today!
All Nightmare Long (2008)
Lazy review, I know, but at least the pictures are pretty.

November 2, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Apaches (1973)
Apache Indians versus White Guys! Doesn't turn out the way you might expect.

October 25, 2016: New review from Nate today!
First Man into Space (1959)
Uneven sci-fi retelling of the real first flight into space.

October 19, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Space Thing (1968)
Just an old episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, no big deal.

October 7, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Crack in the World (1965)
Love, sweet doomed love, why can't anyone in movies be happy?

October 4, 2016: New review from Nate today!
The Colossus of New York (1958)
Rampaging monster action in glorious black and white.

September 28, 2016: New review from Pam today!
She (1925)
Pam and the interns delve into another silent movie, this one about a beautiful woman and a pillar of fire, good stuff!

September 21, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Forbidden World (1982)
Yes, it's Alien on a budget, but since it's Roger Corman, you at least know it will be interestingly trashy.

September 13, 2016: New review from Jonesy today!
Aces of the Pacific (1992)
Intern Jonesy takes his turn with the last of Nate's flying games. It does not end well for anyone. Back to movies!

September 8, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Blacula (1972)
He's black! He's a vampire! Get it?

September 5, 2016: New review from Kelby today!
Battlehawks 1942 (1989)
Intern Kelby helps out with Nate's stack of old flying games. He is not happy.





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