Million Monkey Theater

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March 19, 2016: New review from Nate and Pam today!
Them! (1964)
OMG ANTS!!! Classic old anti-nukes creature feature, still a nice watch.

March 3, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Aelita, Queen of Mars (1924)
Another silent movie from a century ago, surprisingly dull and not much fun to watch.

February 27, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Climb it, Tarzan (2011)
Wow, this was a bad movie from a bad person.

February 23, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Nude on the Moon (1962)
Delivers almost exactly what the title promises and not much more. The perfect movie!

February 16, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Through Thorns to the Stars (1980)
A review in 126 screen caps.

January 25, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Atomic War Bride (1960)
Snoozy and confusing Anti-War film from the days when that sort of thing mattered.

January 11, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Indeed, I don't know and I don't care, but I'm guessing the killer was Ugandan.

January 7, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Queen of Atlantis (1921)
A silent movie today, a gem from ye olden days, about a Lost Civilization and a (sorta) pretty girl.





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