Million Monkey Theater

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July 27, 2016: New review from Nate today!
The Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces (2010)
Ok, I lied, one more!

July 21, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Pearl Harbor Trilogy -- 1941: Red Sun Rising (2010)
One more video game this month. Try not to act so excited.

July 13, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII (2007)
Another video game review. You know you love them.

July 8, 2016: New review from Nate today!
WWII Aces (2008)
Just a quick review of a video game I've been playing this week, thought I'd try something different!

March 19, 2016: New review from Nate and Pam today!
Them! (1964)
OMG ANTS!!! Classic old anti-nukes creature feature, still a nice watch.

March 3, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Aelita, Queen of Mars (1924)
Another silent movie from a century ago, surprisingly dull and not much fun to watch.

February 27, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Climb it, Tarzan (2011)
Wow, this was a bad movie from a bad person.

February 23, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Nude on the Moon (1962)
Delivers almost exactly what the title promises and not much more. The perfect movie!

February 16, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Through Thorns to the Stars (1980)
A review in 126 screen caps.

January 25, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Atomic War Bride (1960)
Snoozy and confusing Anti-War film from the days when that sort of thing mattered.

January 11, 2016: New review from Nate today!
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Indeed, I don't know and I don't care, but I'm guessing the killer was Ugandan.

January 7, 2016: New review from Pam today!
Queen of Atlantis (1921)
A silent movie today, a gem from ye olden days, about a Lost Civilization and a (sorta) pretty girl.





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