Million Monkey Theater

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October 19, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Starship Exeter: The Savage Empire (2002).
Not-Kirk and the not-crew of the Not-Enterprise fight the Sorta-Klingons. Red Shirt Ensign down!

October 11, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Sabre Command (1973).
Jews and Arabs settle their differences with guns and grenades. Ho-hum.

October 1, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Hell Squad (1986).
Babes turn commandoes, blow stuff up, and take baths, fantastic.

September 28, 2014: New review from Nate today!
The Launching of Spaceship-1 (1937).
Why won't anyone believe me about the Nazi Moon Base?

September 22, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Sky Fighters (2011).
I'm on fire! Top Gun, Chinese style, is not nearly as cool as it sounds.

September 17, 2014: New review from Nate today!
The Night the World Exploded (1957).
Classic old Columbia b-movie about an ELE and unrequited love.

September 9, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Jurassic Women (1994).
Lost astronauts find lost women in a lost movie that should have stayed lost.

August 28, 2014: New review from Nate today!
The Objective (2007).
Spooky alien thingies stalk soldiers in the Afghan mountains. Much better than expected! Baby #3 is happy and healthy, btw, super cute.

July 17, 2014: Might be a bit before the next review, lots going on at home (baby #3 almost here!). I did rework the hobby page, for the one of you who are interested in such things. See you all in a while.

July 1, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Crossworlds (1996).
Rutger Hauer travels through space and time to kick butt! Low-budget effort but still somewhat kinda watchable.

June 10, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Test Pilota Prixa (1978).
Robots be coming for our jobs! Down with robots! Except for sexbots, we're cool with them.

June 7, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Gappa: The Triphibian Monster (1967).
Utterly pointless off-brand kaiju movie featuring two discount Rodans and a loaner Kenny. Sigh.

May 19, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
This Island Earth (1955).
Another classic Golden Era b-movie, this one with ambitions and budget larger than most.

April 17, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Night of the Howling Beast (1975).
Werewolves! Yetis! Vampires! Spanish dudes! Genre overload...organs shutting down...errfff

April 12, 2014: New review from Nate today!
The Rig (1994).
Handsome Iranian guys blow stuff up becasue that's what all the cool kids are doing.

March 20, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Eegah (1962).
Classic schlock from bygone days, surprisingly full of weird sexual issues and psychological problems.

March 12, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Black Shark (1992).
Since we all be hatin' on the Rooskies lately, let's do it right.

March 5, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Titanic (1943).
An early retelling of the Titanic mythos, with extra propaganda sauce.

February 12, 2014: New review from Nate today!
Order Number 27 (1986).
Norks battle the Evil Americans and win! And there was much rejoicing and summary executions.

February 3, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Solar Crisis (1990).
Is it a Mad Max rip-off? Is it a Star Trek rip-off? Both! And oh so much more.

January 6, 2014: New joint review from Nate and Pam today!
Aztec Rex (2008).
Happy New Year! Now watch this movie about Hernan Cortez fighting dinosaurs. You're welcome.





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