To mangle an old saying, a million monkeys on a million typewriters will produce the screenplays for some really, really awful movies. These are lengthy, in-depth reviews of terribly bad films, from a film geek with too much time on his hands!
As you can tell, I have a thing for old Japanese monster and sci-fi movies. Lately, I have also started delving into American and European movies in a variety of genres, which has been fun. Be warned, these are not little capsule reviews you can read in 30 seconds. These are all extensive, scene-by-scene reviews with lots of details, most running between 5,000 and 10,000 words.
Questions? Insults? Corrections? Comments? Want to have me host your review? Please let me know! nmdecke@hotmail.com
WHAT'S NEW HERE?
June 29, 2009: My newest review is up today, of 1965's Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, in a new page design, hopefully cleaner and easier to read.
May 7, 2009: First review after the remodel is up today, of 1959's The Wasp Woman, a classic old sci-fi film from Roger Corman.
June 1, 2009: Ok, time for some changes (again). I've changed the look of this homepage, added seperate subpages for each genre section, and cleaned up some of the html. This is an ongoing project and over the summer more will surely change as I have the free time. I'm combining all my other websites into this one, creating a glorious Union of Monkey Media Sites (whoo-hoo!). This also saves me like 30 bucks a month in bandwidth charges (hell ya!). If anyone is any good at photoshop and would like to help me with something, please let me know.
May 22, 2009: My newest review is up today, of 1986's America 3000, a post-nuke action movie with lots of big '80s hair and bad rock music.
THE MOVIE LIST
B-Movie Site Links! Some of the more obscure but excellent review sites I've found.
Related topic: My slowly-growing list of Carnage Meters!
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